why am i NOT like a Virgo?

According to this website, http://www.virgo.arollo.com/personality.html

Virgos are:

Perfectionist
	I don’t think so.
Pessimistic
	I don’t think so either.
Frequently depressed
	Huh?
Destructive at times
	Am I?
Neat and tidy
	Are you sure?
Dislikes nagging
	Now THAT’S me.